What is this website? Why is this website? I don't know. Look into my eyes and see the ghosts of the internet that used to be. I'm 12 years old, lying in the GirlsGoGames chatroom and telling everyone that I'm a desolate orphan. I was playing Fancy Pants Adventures when I heard that Osama Bin Laden was dead. It's 2008 and we're losing the house and moving across the country but I spend the whole road trip having flashes of conversation in Picto Chat.
The internet is boring now. I'd like to make a fun little corner of it.
Also my name is Wooz. It's not, but isn't it fun to bring back lying on the internet?
There's no "About Me" section because this whole website is a window into my soul. Throw pebbles at it to get my attention.